Hopefully I don't offend anyone but I got this as an email and it made me laugh out loud!!!
Airport Security Solution
Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will Detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a Win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial Profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would Be quick and swift.
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention Standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 .... Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."