Actual conversation as we are out driving around (as we are passing a huge cemetery-the kind on both sides of the road)
Tucker: Mommy, how many people are not alive in the cemetery?
Me: (I know this! HeeHeeHee!) All of them.
Tucker: (A pause then an exasperated *sigh*) No, how many in numbers?
And I thought Tucker might have a future as a stand-up comedian...I guess not!