Can You Double My Money?

I just had to share this one...First a little background-our house looks like 5 cyclones hit it (talk about "keeping it real"!) and I had told Tucker that if he helped us clean the house completely on Sunday, we would give him $5. So this morning I came upstairs and he was straightening out his trucks (we have enough to open a couple of trucking companies) and I complimented him for doing so. His response? "I thought if did it early you could maybe double my money"!!!!!! (I told him that's not how it works!)